keys to the online harem...
Since reality has been sorely lacking in certain respects, I have decided to retreat into my daydream world. That means “It Could Happen” will happen…at least online.
That’s right! I am moving into the online chat / dating scene…again. Except this time, I will be a little more direct and honest in my profile, and less picky about what I want in the person I’m looking for.
Me: Funny, some people say pretty – and you shouldn’t be listening to those voices in your head that don’t, About-to-be-30 female who will be whatever you want her to be at this stage. Seriously. “Be yourself!” is the battle cry. Notice how easy it is to make that “By yourself!”. Coincidence? I think not. So, you want long walks on the beach? Hiking in the mountains? Saving the whales? Shopping? Running? Hot sex? BDSM? Love? Cuddling up by the fireplace? Or at your favorite strip joint? Well, that’s all me too!! Really. If your preferences are not stated, just add them to the list yourself. I’m partial to those too.
You: I used to have this really long list of requirements…like love of music, romantic soul, intelligent conversation…that kind of stuff. Now, I am slightly more open (minded). Just have the ability to breathe in and out a few times. No pressure though, if that’s not really you.
I’m hoping this approach will, if nothing else, put me on the list of “Stupid things Stupid People do”. At least on the outtakes.
Also, I’m going to continue the “It could Happen” series today. Danny and Jill have been sitting in that apartment awhile, wondering what to say to each other. Hey, if you have any ideas about that, feel free to email me. I promise to claim it was my idea, and not give you any credit.
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